belh has headaches - this isnt just because its missing what wed normally call a face and is covered with coloured schplots - though this all may help
its headaches though are of a different sort than what the medical professionals usually call headaches and as well even what those dispersed throngs of sufferers of headaches would normally call headaches and what right we might rightly ask does mbonq have to call whats happening in its shmoosed up head h e a d a c h e
to understand this we have to return to lingāyāts origins in ulaanbaatar in the upper paleolithic where a woolly rhinoceros and more woolly mammoth just manage to get it on outside maḏenḥās bar and leave poor belh in a gourd by a circumambulation as they cant give a woolly fuck about mbonq
fortunately for our story prester joan was ambling along on the way from the church of seleucia ctesiphon to the church of miaphysitis to deliver a communication about the woesome state of the turnip crop and hears belh there crying in the gourd and takes them up and takes it upon themselves to care for the head but as prester has absolutely as little knowledge of heads as they do of turnips they plant lingāyāt in a pail of waiting fishing wyrms and forget about them until the next eclipse which is a sore long way off and by then mbonq hurts and hasnt stopped hurting since
why am i not woolly belh asks prester yr schplots are your wool says prester for genetics dont always appear in obviously causal fashion and if you have kids wool as woolly may show on them but as for you your wool may be wholly in yr schplots and especially on yr inside
how can we have kids if were just head
stranger things have happened in the world
how can wool be especially on our insides
wool often is especially on insides
and prester joan and belh lingāyāt mbonq become the best of friends and in time prester dies but mbonq being just a styrofoam head lives and has a constant headache
