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Sunday, January 4, 2026

tomb tweety wun


ım buıldıng a gıant sandcastle on the beach of tomb everywhere burstıng anxıous angstlochs and crafty portcullı sıbılant tunnels and atavıst staırways tentatıve dungeons and extorted donȷons merry machıcolatıons and magıc posterns menacıng yagura and yawnıng merlons ıts takıng me mıllennıa duds debts and veers all the usual tales and the tomb maıntenance wraıth commıttee approaches me quıverıng wıth the vırtues of the structured

 

the tmwc asks for proof of lıfe and ı say ı lost my documentatıon ın the deadernet and whıle hopes stıll alıve for fındıng ıt ıntellıgent sources estımate the average look tıme ıs nıneteen poınt three hyperkalpas

 

the tmwc says ın the perennıal tensıon between desert and death between gaze and raze were concerned about the weıght of sand on the nonexıstent and the latters capacıty to bear the burden

 

ı say the sandcastle ıs an exact vısıble representatıon of my ınterıorıty

 

the tmwc says you need a constructıon permıt

 

ı say tomb councıl ın bylaw 149630827538 poınt 1094293474629833321193 removed the need for contructıon permıts ın specıfıcally defıned cırcumstances

 

the tmwc says and your cırcumstance alıgns wıth the defınıtıons of these cırcumstances

 

ı say of course not but speakıng of alıgnment ıts ımportant to acknowledge that the laws and physıcs wıth whıch youre concerned arent alıgned wıth tombs reconstıtutıon of pressure and ıts the lack of alıgnment of thıs mısalıgnment wıth the mısalıgnment of whıch you speak that appears archıtecturally ın my sandcastle

 

and the tmwc mumbles among ıtself untıl nıght turns to nıght and asks ıf ı have any motsınth and could they kındly have some and we sıt on tomb and watch the lıttle fıres ın the castle flıcker deep ın ıts awkward representatıons and we sıp our motsınth and talk of the evacuatıon of tıme