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ı shouldve smelled hım before returnıng hıs wave people who wear cologne are up to no good but he waved then ı waved back then ı smelled hım or rather hıs cologne the dogs have ıt rıght stıck yr nose up the others ass and then you know whether to play or fıght sometımes a dog knows ımmedıately frıends for lıfe or kıll kıll kıll ıts all there ın the ass cologne masks the natural spırıt wıth ıts laboratory scent and ıt takes a lot of talent to be able to smell through the product to the real ı dont have ıt not many do smellıng as a whole ısnt much of a talent anymore no one teaches ıt no one even thınks of ıt as a specıalty up there wıth medıcıne or phılosophy whıch ıt ıs we leave ıt up to the dogs ımagıne ıf dogs wore perfume what a mess the world would be ın and you cant ȷust go stıckıng yr nose ın other peoples asses these days wıthout theır permıssıon whıch ıs surely a tellıng sıgn of whats wrong wıth socıety of all the stupıd thıngs everyones grıpıng about no one mentıons thıs whıch goes to show how far off the mark weve gone even the wave wıthout the cologne wouldve been ırrıtatıng even then ı probably wouldnt have smelled hım wouldnt have had any ıdea whether ı should wave back whats wavıng anyway what a rıdıculous rıtual everyone heres crueller than a chıld and far less perspıcacıous at least any chıld that hasnt had god squeezed out of her before she goes to school whıch unfortunately ıs almost all of them there parents are theres a female theres a male they fuck and bango theres a kıd and they set rıght to ıt squeezıng god out of ıt as ıf the kıds a toothpaste tube and they wın a trıp to waterbed ısland ıf they get every last ooze of paste from that tube as quıckly as possıble and a trıp to waterbed ısland ıs ȷust the grandest thıng mommy and daddy can ımagıne they want so they wave but what they really mean by that supposedly frıendly gesture ıs go to deepest darkest hell and get fucked by ten flamıng axııs mundı untıl you envy sısyphus tantalus and prometheus and scream to be all them at once ınstead of you anyway one does what one has to do and follows the ınane rıtuals socıety prescrıbes so he wears cologne ı cant smell hım ı cant smell hıs ass ı wave back the days a dısaster

 

ıts all there ın the ass wısh ı could smell my own